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The Protector (An ode to Captain Planet)

3/16/13 by greyhawk241

I wrote this parody song, and just thought I'd share it with you fine folks. If someone wants to help me turn it into a legit flash-music-video, that would be icing on the cake!:D

(to the tune of "Electric Eye" by Judas Priest)

On Saturday morning.
I'm kicking ass for you.
Somewhere between ThunderCats.
And Scooby-Doo.

You think "Heart"'s a cool power.
Think nothing of the kind.
You drew the short straw,
Every god-damn time.

I'm made of mineral.
My hair is green.
I am the protector, yeah!
I keep the Earth so clean.

I'm Captain Planet,
I re-cyc-le.
If you don't like it.
Then, fuck you all.

Defending the forest.
And all it's trees.
Smokey the Bear.
Ain't got nothing on me.

I like to beat up thugs and Oil Tycoons.
I only wish the networks would repeat my cartoons.

I'm made of mineral.
My hair is green.
I am the protector, yeah!
I keep the Earth so clean.

I'm Captain Planet,
I re-cyc-le.
If you don't like it,
Then, fuck you all.

Green haired guy, looking fly.
Tried to share, no one cares.
I used to be hero,
Badass with good looks.

Now I'm just as popular as,
"Aquaman" comic books.

I'm made of mineral.
My hair is green.
I am the protector, yeah!
I keep the Earth so clean.

I'm Captain Planet,
I re-cyc-le.
If you don't like it.
Then, fuck you all.

I'm Captain Planet,
I re-cyc-le.
If you don't like it.
Then, fuck you all.

Protective. Ineffective. Superhero guy.

By: greyhawk241: © 2013

The Protector (An ode to Captain Planet)


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