Total Medals Earned: 2,038 (From 457 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,215 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/235 points)
Kill a police officer
Stab a person on camera
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 11/12 (220/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 11/26 (100/420 points)
Kill a zombie by making a Fatboy explode next to him
Clear the first stage
Kill a zombie by making a runner crash into him
Kill a zombie with a bomb
Kill a zombie with a spike trap
Kill a zombie with a saw
Kill a zombie by throwing a bomb through a transporter
Kill a zombie by crushing him
Kill a fatboy
Kill a zombie by shooting him into a trap
Clear all 9 stages from the Jungle
Kill a zombie with Puke
Make a Runner crash into a Fatboy
Make a runner crash into a Fatboy in mid-air
Launch a Zombie through a transporter
Drop a Fatboy in a transporter
Finish Stage 10 in 9 seconds or less
Crush a zombie underneath a moving platform
Make a charger kill at least 2 zombies
Stop a runner by stunning him
Make at least 4 kills with a single runner
Kill at least 2 zombies by lowering the water level
Finish stage 19 in 16 seconds or less
Shoot a zombie through 2 different transporters without touching the floor
Clear all 9 stages from Desert
Clear all 9 stages from the Volcano
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/325 points)
Kill 10 little zombies.
Kill a zombie in the menu.
Click the Newgrounds-logo to visit Newgrounds.
Jump 10 times.
Survive 5 days.
Kill 50 zombies in one game.
Buy the minigun.
Survive all 10 days.
Survive until day 5 without buying a weapon from the shop.
Buy all weapons from the shop.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits