Total Medals Earned: 2,053 (From 459 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,335 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
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Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 3/38 (20/500 points)
Fire 1000 bullets. 1000 messages delivered.
Kill 10 Zombies. Zombies, are full of it.
Kill 100 Smiles. Getting a hang of it.
Swipe 100 times. Hyaaa!
Kill 10 champions. It's a coupe!
Collect $1000. It's a simple stash.
Charm 50 subjects. There is too much love in the air!
Burn things for 1 minute. I can smell the bacon!
Collect 10 hearts. Yummy!
Fire 100 Chaingun bullets. Don't let go of it now!
Burn things for 10 minutes. It's getting smokey in here.
Swipe 500 times. Ninjastic!
Collect 50 hearts. You're probably getting too much love.
Cut 500 times. My eyes are still willing to see this.
Collect $10000. No office should go without a safety net.
Laser something 500 times. Intervention successful.
Smash 500 times with a rock. Did you do it rythmically?
Kill 25 champions. Greed doesn't pay!
Fire 5000 bullets. Focus on your inner self!
Charm 250 subjects. "pshhhh... Subjects started to fight between themselves... pshhh..."
Fire 1000 Chaingun bullets. Who knew I had that much ammo?
Make 500 hits with a rocket. Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!
Fire 500 Scattergun bullets. Just look away.
Fire Gaussgun 500 times. Science fiction writers would be proud.
Make 500 hits with Thunderbeard. Ancient god's fury!
Kill 50 Zombies. A little bit like in the classic.
Blow 1000 things. Love me till I explode.
Kill 10000 Smiles. No remorse. Your calmness is at stake.
Collect 100 hearts. Bloody affair.
Collect $100000. Could buy anything... thing thing thing.
Kill 50 champions. That... belongs to me.
Fire 10000 bullets. That escalated quickly.
Kill 100 Zombies. No zombie, no problem.
Kill 100000 Smiles. Eye-melting carnage!
Kill 100 champions. You are enveloped in a warm feeling of happiness.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/185 points)
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/305 points)
Break your Bones flying out of a Cannon!
Overcome those pesky box obstacles!
Impress Trapeze Girl with a Swanky Trick!
Bounce off the Lion Tamer in Level 11!
Beat the Game!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (75/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/150 points)
Craft your first item
Kill your first enemy.
Defeat Big Blue the Meanie
Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.
Unlock the Gate of Oceanus
Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan
Craft the Razor Sword
Medals Earned: 2/12 (20/320 points)
Collect $10,000
Kill 100 enemies
Play for 10 minutes
Get to day 10
Complete the game
Destroy every enemy
Fully Upgrade Strength
Kill 1000 enemies
Get 150 kills in survival
Collect 50 of the 85 achievements
Collect every single achievement!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/70 points)
Acquire the Swampgas Shotgun
Hallucinate
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (105/255 points)
Get 500 balls!
Blow up 300 rocks!
Play the game for 15 minutes!
Get 100 breaker balls!
Get 6000 score in one level!
Get 100 range balls!
Get 100000 score!
Beat all the levels with 3 stars
Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.